My dear son came to me the other day and said, "Mom, did you know that you can lift 5,000 pounds with 100 strands of Duct tape?"
I wasn't even surprised. Because Duct tape can fix, make, and stick anything, it is my theory that it is an Alien technology brought to Earth with the ships that crashed outside Roswell, NM in the 50's.
Other Alien Technologies include:
Velcro
Tang
Kevlar
and powdered non-dairy creamer (which by the way is incredibly flammable and makes an awesome explosion.)
What alien technology do you use in your everyday life?
I'm totally on board with the alien technology theory.
ReplyDeleteOf the ones you mentioned, the only one I use is velcro, which is very convenient, but also evil because my 6 year old does not know how to tie shoes.
Hmmmm, alien tech you say?
ReplyDeleteLatex-I know it's "technically" natural, but I think it's more "natural" on other plants.
Kraft American cheese- How do they get it to MELT like that?!
And...
Neil Diamond-Come on sing with me! "Staaaaar Gazer!"
No? I guess it's just me then. :)
Ahem. That was meant to be planets...
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