Showing posts with label Moms. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Olympic Moms


Things Mom's should get Olympic medals for:

Speed skating--In this Mom event you slide across a surface...not necessarily slippery to save a child or your upholstery from disaster.

Sick Child Marathon--A 26.1 hour marathon of nursing, soothing or comforting a sick child with no sleep, no aid stations, and no foreseeable finish line. Platinum medals need to be invented for this event.

Downhill Super G--In this Super G Moms are required to stop an avalanche of laundry from consuming an otherwise clean room.

These are just a few events Moms face everyday that no one is handing out medals for but someone should be.

What other events do you think deserve medals?