This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Most likely you're safely reading this message in the security of your own home. Little do you know that aliens bent on the destruction of this very planet have started bombarding it with radiation and thermonuclear devices. So enjoy this post. It might very well be the last one you ever--
(White noise. Static. Concussive waves of utter annihilation.)
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Is that what that is? Radiation? I just thought it was extra butter on my popcorn.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye cruel world!
Thank goodness for my underground bunker equipped with DSL that is buried deep within the earth...BRING IT ON!
ReplyDeleteAt least it'll kill all the spiders in my apartment.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you're talking ab...arrraahhhhhaggghhhhhhh, I'm melting, melllllltiiiiiing.
ReplyDeleteI spent the entire day reading "Uglies" and completely missed the invasion. I guess they didn't want me. *sends them a screw you sign*
ReplyDeleteI went to the homecoming game last night. I wonder if the whole crowd was controlled by aliens. I know that at least one spectator was, becuase she was off her rocker . . .
ReplyDeleteI think I was in the alien-protected school at the time of attack. I was suffering through auditioning and placing 30 kids for 18 parts . . .not to mention the 30 kids we already weeded out and sent to the chorus. 60+ kids this year. It'll be great!!! :)