I met a new iPhone. He was so shiny and incredibly smart. We went out to dinner and had a wonderful time. We had a lot to talk about, and when we weren't talking, we could sit silently, not an awkward silence, but comfortable, like old friends.
When we got back to my place, I asked him to stay. Don't judge me for that. I think I might be in love.
Thank you, iPhone, for making my heart beat a little faster.