Every once in a while, we all need a good yo mama insult to throw around, but the writer in me wants something less "thug" and more "authorly." So, for the benefit of all my friends to use at their leisure, here are some yo mama jokes; literary edition.
Yo mama is so fat that the indomitable Leviathan's mass can't parallel the girth of her colossal abdominal region.
Yo mama is so ugly that Medusa's aptitude of metamorphosing plebians to stone shrivels in semblance to her unprepossessing physiognomy.
Yo mama is so stupid that a primate's acumen exceeds the rationalization skills of her medulla oblongata.