Every once in a while, we all need a good yo mama insult to throw around, but the writer in me wants something less "thug" and more "authorly." So, for the benefit of all my friends to use at their leisure, here are some yo mama jokes; literary edition.
Yo mama is so ugly that Medusa's aptitude of metamorphosing plebians to stone shrivels in semblance to her unprepossessing physiognomy.
Yo mama is so stupid that a primate's acumen exceeds the rationalization skills of her medulla oblongata.
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Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she expectorates a celluloid lactose compound typically churned by farmers' wives.
ReplyDeleteI am busting a gut laughing here. Love!
ReplyDeleteGraham, most excellent Thanks for playing :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, great job Debbie. I think I will be using a couple of those today.
ReplyDeleteYo mama smells like the malodorous excrement of a quadraped equine.
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