oh wait, I already said that.
ToDay I would like to share with you all my secrets for success.
I, of course, am a NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING author.
Did I mention that my book got on the New York Times list?
Here are my secrets:
Oh, you thought I would actually share? Ok, well here you go:
Ok, fine. I don't have any secrets. Cause I still haven't finished a freakin story.
Here's hoping you have better luck following through than I do.