"Today I am going to connect your physical body to your ethereal body." These were the first words spoken to me by a foot zoner, who had a rather common name, much to my disappointment. For the rest of this post, for my personal satisfaction, I will refer to her as Zaltana.
I had never heard of a "foot zoning" before, but a very good friend told me I should try it out. So I did. Besides, what could be bad with an hour long foot massage?
Zaltana, while massaging my feet, gave some very interesting pearls of wisdom. Zaltana told me the feet mirror the whole body, and according to my feet, she could tell that I am a professional stuffer (her term, not mine). This means I stuff everything into my solar plexus, all my problems, emotions, and frustrations. Her suggestion? Let myself cry.
I DON'T cry.
She also told me I have trust issues, unresolved problems with men, and that I need to stop wearing a bra with an underwire. Yeah, I'm not sure why either.
What have I done with this sage advice? I, by nature, am a skeptic. But I've wondered why I might have trust issues, I've assured the four "men" (that would be my husband and three sons) in my life that I love them, and I've worn my sports bra a little more often than I used to...no underwire there.
But I haven't cried.
If your feet could talk, what would they tell you? Maybe you should visit a foot zoner and find out.